Josette and I May Be Crazy. But We're Totally in Sync.

Josette moved to Japan. Yes, you read that correctly, and yes, I was green with envy. The whole time zone deal really hinders communication, so whenever I see her on gchat or skype, my little heart skips a beat.   The other day, we were gchatting, and I'm pretty sure that we've been communicating telepathically. And subconsciously. 

                       josette: Help. Me.

 me: Hey!

  How?

 josette.rophael: I have no idea.

  Rewind the clock?

 me: Uh...

  Technically, I could do that by flying you back here...

  That's easier said than done

  What's the problem?

 josette: It's midnight and I'm pretty much just starting my homework.

 me: Oh, haha. Sorry :(:

  What are you working on?

 josette: Right now Environmental Science.

 me: Oh, I did that in ninth grade!

 I might remember some (Of course I didn't.)

 josette: Really?

 me: Yup! 

  And I passed!

  By some miracle

 josette: That's pretty awesome.

  

 me: I thank God for that one

josette: Know anything about microalgae?

 me: Tiny little algea?

  algae

 josette: That are apparently very oily

 me: Hmmmm

 What's the question?

 josette: Possibly oily enough to solve our energy problems

 me: Haha...Well... not really...

 josette: haha well that is what some scientists think according to the given FRQ passage.

 me: That's what Wikipedia thinks: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algae_fuel

 

 

 

OMG, I dreamed of your little brother last night!! (And this is where my ADD kicks in...)

josette: haha whaaa? why?

me: I have no idea. It was so weird. I dreamed that somehow I walked BAREFOOT to my grandma's house in CALIFORNIA - actually it was my aunt's house, but still, it's in another state- and your brother was there and he was SOOO NICE! Oh, yeah! And before that I was helping you with hw in Starbucks!!!!

  That is so freaky

  you had a nervous breakdown but I don't remember why

 I think it was school related

 josette: well that is just so comforting!

 me: Haha, sorry

 You kept chatting with Sofi, and I was like, Josette, maybe we should work on this, and then you started crying

  so I packed up all our stuff and walked, shoeless, to my aunt's house

  

  where my grandmother walked to the door to greet me

  sans a walker

 and your little brother was jumping on a trampoline

  that was inside the house

 josette: this is too good

 me: and he ran up to me TO GIVE ME A HUG

  ?!?!?!?!!?!

  Needless, to say, I was pretty much shocked into tears

 josette: I am pretty much shocked into tears.

  Your dreams are pretty insane. 

 me: Gosh, you don't even know the half of it...josette: I kind of want to know now though

 then I started recognizing a bunch of people... and all my sister's friends were thereThe sequence was kind of weird.

 josette: WE SHOULD START A DREAM BLOG

 me: YES!

 josette.rophael: Like how people have dream diaries

 me: We should blog this whole chat to start

 josette.rophael: haha ummm

  maybe just your parts

 me: Your parts offer a humorous deadpan
So, hopefully, I don't get in trouble with her for posting this. Because God knows oceans and countries mean nothing when it comes to Josette's wrath.