Emily Osment is all grown up. Just like Miley....

Has anyone heard about Miley lately? More like daily. I can't keep track of her scandals anymore, there are to just too many. But no one ever really paid any attention to her Hannah Montana costar, Emily Osmet.

Emily here thinks she can sing. Just like Miley. I thought, okay whatever, she's a Disney star, they have to stretch every dime out of themselves. We've seen this act before. Nothing new.

My expectation for her song lyrics were something along the lines of this:

Its my life I'll do what I want with it! Let me have fun in the summer sun.

Or,

I see you staring at me and I know that we are meant to be.

You and I forever and always. Oh, oh, ahhhhh, oh.

I'm serious, does anyone remember Ally and AJ?

No one, no one don't wanna be no one but me!

and then their song, "In A Second."

Don't know where you are.

Wish I could be near you.

I would sail oceans to get a

glimpse of how you feel

You get the idea.

So I was a little surprised to hear her song. Because I figured she would at least have a few months of being squeaky clean. I even gave her the benefit of doubt when I saw the picture above where I'm 90% sure she's supposed to wear a shirt with the bra?

I was WRONG.

Hey whats your name I think I like you/ Come a little closer now/ Wait what you say is that your girlfriend I think I'll be turning that around/ Don't you wanna don't you wanna know what it would feel like?

Let's be friends so we can make out/ Your so hot let me show you around/ I see what I wanna play/ everyone knows I'm getting my way/ it doesn't matter what you say/ I'm knocking you down, down, down/ I'm knocking you down, down, down/ I'm knocking you down, down, down.

Now, it wasn't explicit or anything but would you want your 8 year old sister going around the house singing that?

You can listen to the rest here. Please be advised she can't sing. She's completely edited and you will waste 3 minutes and 5 seconds of your life that you will not be able to get back.

One more Disney star down!

-Sophia

P.S. If you would like to spend 3 minutes and 5 seconds of your life or more on in a better way, here are a few worth while things to do:

1- Listen to Expectations by Jensen Keets here. If you want to be blown away for 3 minutes and 41 seconds.

2- Go outside and do a few sit ups.

3- Go to Free Rice and feed a hungry family.

Love, Hearts, Romance and Heartbreak

All of those things sum up one day!

Drum roll please... Yes, Valentine's day. People buying there loved ones (or girlfriend) *Editor's note: Same thing?  Probably not...* chocolates and teddy bears.

Now, even though I happen to be making fun of it I really don't hate V-day.

Why?

Because I love St. Valentine! I think he was awesome!

But you can't argue with Marveloddities Hate Month! *Editor's Second Note: Smart girl.*

So here I go with my hate rant!

WHY I WANT THE NEW PRESIDENT OF DISNEY TO BURN IN HELL

Most people love Disney. I did too! But what they have done is just disgusting!

The role models they have chosen for us are sickening! First on the bat:

Miley Cyrus

Faults- She can't seem to keep her clothes on in front of cameras.

She is a terrible example to her little sister. She's racist and she can't act or sing.

She says Jesus and God as if He actually loves her and thinks she's a good person. *Editor's Third Note: I'm pretty sure he does love her. But if I were Jesus I would curl up in a ball and cry whenever she called herself a Christian.  Or zap her.  But that's why I'm not Jesus.  Carry on.*

Good Points- There are none.

Can We Cut Her Some Slack?- Yes, I think her parents should be more attentive of things.  And take away her camera and lock her up before she destroys the minds of anyone else. Oh, and no parent should let their 16 year old daughter date a 20 year old underwear model.  Much less let him live in the same house with them.

Next- Vanessa Ann Hudgens

Faults- Sending a nude picture of yourself to a guy and traumatizing the minds of all your fans.Then taking another one of yourself topless because the first incident embarrassed you!?!? For some reason I have the suspicion that she leaked the picture.....

Good- I don't know anything but feel free to comment.

Can We Cut Her Some Slack?- Yes, her mom probably didn't raise her right. When things like that happen you shouldn't tell your kids,"Well every one can be naked if they want to." You should react very differently, very, very, very differently.

Moving on to... Ashley Tissdale

Faults- Her song He Said She Said was not something kids should be hearing! No one should sing that it was so so so gross!

Good- I really don't care about her, so if she did something good it didn't make it to my ears.

Cole and Dylan Sprouse

I'm not going to say anything about these two.  I'm just going to diss their show. COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC! NO ONE CAN LEARN ANYTHING FROM THAT TRASH!! IT'S USELESS!!!

So I don't know what happened to all the other good shows they used to have, but Hanna Montana's launch was the turning point of Disney.

All I see now of Disney is them trying to squeeze every dollar out of their "actors" and making them "sing" because they just can't get enough money these days!

Word of advice Disney: get real actors who can actually act and find singers who can actually sing and find a better writer to write the script because everything that goes on in your shows is just a replay of someone lying to there mom or dad or being embarrassed about your friend or falling in love with a guy. People are getting sick of it.

Sophia

STUPID , STUPID, IDIOTIC MILEY!!!

I now know why Green Day and the Talaban hate Christians. It's Miley Cyrus !

I'm just going to quote Miley about being on Sex and The City 2.

"It was really hard getting there because I'm on tour, but it's just something that I really loved," she said. "I've always really, really loved that show, so for them to invite me on and let me be a part of the film is really cool."

"It's something that I've always wanted to do," Miley told Billy of her cameo in "SATC." "It's kind of one of those... perks of what I get to do."

Aha, great idol for little girls. First the Vanity Fair thing, then the Asian on, the bra pic, the pole dancing, and now this? Can she please just stop calling herself a role model?