This guy did not.
Now, I will admit that my aspirations aren't much more practical nowadays, and they probably won't make me a lot of money, but I fully understand that since I was not born a mythological creature, I am not meant to be one. I'm not screwing around with reality, man, because it's a waste of time (like, right now, I should be doing homework).
Kitty Madison was born a two legged man. But he thinks he was meant to be born a
"When I was 15, I saw the film "Splash" ... I still long for the experiences Darryl Hannah had. After I saw the movie, I had just one dream: to try and live my life as a mermaid. To this day, every time I see "Splash," I have to get to the water. That's where I find my peace and home."
I saw the film "Splash" too, when I was four. To put this simply, my mom was out and my dad was in charge. After I saw the movie I had just one dream, too: to erase the mental image of Darryl Hannah's butt ingrained in my innocent mind.
I find my peace and my home on land, but hey, I don't discriminate. Beaches, pools, showers, they're all great and relaxing, the first one being the exception during spring break.
"...When I became Kitty Madison, I bought the same tail that Darryl Hannah wore in the movie. Orange with glitters, custom-made for me."
I can say with all honesty that the preschooler in me is very jealous. Why can't get a custom-made mermaid tale?! I deserve it! My room is clean and I make good grades!
"I feel so much love for life as a mermaid that I would give up my real life. I really love my boyfriend, but if he tries to make me give up my life as a mermaid, I would choose life as Kitty Madison the mermaid."
You tell him gurl!
