Things I want

I have been bored lately to say the least. School barely starts next Monday, and I guess the lack of classes/camps have made me a boring person. So I've been online shopping everywhere. FENDI, Calvin Klein,Target, Forever 21, Ray Ban, Channel, Dior, Express, Macy's, Dillard's, Apple, Cache.

Before you start thinking that I'm the most spoiled girl in the world, I would like to mention that I'm not really going to make my parents get me things (Like I could afford them). These are just things I would enjoy owning. We can all dream.

First up!

The iPad. It's small and easy to carry around your house. Or on a road trip, or a plane, or anywhere else because it's so dang tiny! Not to mention it quadruples as a laptop, iPod, iTouch, and Kindle!!!! Now, you may be asking why not just get an iPod touch instead of an iPod nano? The answer is: I already have a nano, so I would need an iPod touch for the games and apps. So, if you think about it, an iPad is a practical investment! Let's do the math shall we?

 One Ipod Nano - $149+tax

 One MacBook Pro-$999+ tax (that's going to be a lot of tax)

 One Ipod touch - $199
+One Kindle- $189

That adds up to a nice $1,536!

Why not just add $200 in tax?

So, considering that an iPad starts at $499, I think its a pretty good deal. I'm actually starting to take my day dreaming seriously. I really want one now. Good thing my B-day's coming up!

Next on my list is: Suri Cruise. I may look a little creepy that a little girl is on my list of things I want, but I don't actually want to steal her or something. This is my dream little sister (Don't freak out Ximena you're my dream twin) so I should probably rename this list as People and Things I would Like to Have in My Presence.

This little angel is the most adorable child ever. She has great style, she's always smiling, and she has really nice parents! Who wouldn't like to go shopping with her?  I mean, I could just picture myself taking her out for yogurt at Swirl or Orange Cup. You know, both of us walking with our frozen yogurt at an outlet mall. Me spending all my money on cute polka dot dresses and toddler heels at Gymboree for her! Ahh..... that would be the life. Not that I'm not happy with mine. But, Katie, I would love to babysit her sometime. I'm good with kids, I'd take good care of her!

This is probably the most realistic thing on my list. Cheese cake. I don't think I have to explain that so I'm going to just move on.

A Jaguar. Again TOTALLY unrealistic.

A pink Scooter. That, and a home in Malibu, and a Yorkshire Terrier, and I would be 100% preppy. That would be the day Maria Teresa would die. It shall remain a dream.

This Burberry outfit in every color. I mean look at that amazing draping?!?! I would love to own this.

This is one outfit I want for fashion week. Unfortunately, I'm not 10ft tall and my legs are not that lean (to say the least).  In fact, I'm like 5'4" so there's no way that's happening.

There it is! Almost every unrealistic thing I want. Yet, don't really need, (except maybe an iPad) which is a bummer.

Maybe next time I'll post a less selfish (Frankly, wanting Suri as a sister would benefit us both) list of things I want. Like world peace, or an end to  hunger, or religious tolerance. But for now, there is my list of unreasonable and completely selfish things (and humans) that would be very fun to have in my presence.

Thank you,

Sophia

I think I want to be a dragon...

When I was younger, I spent my days wishing I was a mermaid. Forget that I'm terrified of deep water and sharks, but Ariel was my role model and Eric was my future prince (which wouldn't be the classiest move on my part, but whatever.) I gave up this dream when I was five and realized I could not grow a tail.

This guy did not.

Now, I will admit that my aspirations aren't much more practical nowadays, and they probably won't make me a lot of money, but I fully understand that since I was not born a mythological creature, I am not meant to be one. I'm not screwing around with reality, man, because it's a waste of time (like, right now, I should be doing homework).

Kitty Madison was born a two legged man. But he thinks he was meant to be born a imaginary different species, and a she. Cuz mermaids totally beat out mermen.

"When I was 15, I saw the film "Splash" ... I still long for the experiences Darryl Hannah had. After I saw the movie, I had just one dream: to try and live my life as a mermaid. To this day, every time I see "Splash," I have to get to the water. That's where I find my peace and home."

I saw the film "Splash" too, when I was four. To put this simply, my mom was out and my dad was in charge. After I saw the movie I had just one dream, too: to erase the mental image of Darryl Hannah's butt ingrained in my innocent mind.

I find my peace and my home on land, but hey, I don't discriminate. Beaches, pools, showers, they're all great and relaxing, the first one being the exception during spring break.

"...When I became Kitty Madison, I bought the same tail that Darryl Hannah wore in the movie. Orange with glitters, custom-made for me."

I can say with all honesty that the preschooler in me is very jealous. Why can't get a custom-made mermaid tale?! I deserve it! My room is clean and I make good grades!

"I feel so much love for life as a mermaid that I would give up my real life. I really love my boyfriend, but if he tries to make me give up my life as a mermaid, I would choose life as Kitty Madison the mermaid."

You tell him gurl!

Randomnessssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!

OK, this is about randomness. I am going to go from one topic to another.

A. Why don't any of you comment? I feel like nobody reads our blog! So if you're reading please comment!

B.Why are people so stupid?! I mean, sometimes I just want to shove them under a rock and leave them there forever.

C. Why do people find Edward/Robert attractive? He is scary ugly! He scares me.

D. What do you think about Courtney Kardashian's birth choice? I was proud of here for keeping her baby. And it would of been ridiculous not to. I mean, have you seen that family? They're all sooo pretty and imagine what a lovely baby you would be killing?!?!

E. Did you know the average goldfish has the memory span of three seconds? You probably did not.

F. Lady Gaga is yucky she seriously disturbs me. *ugh shudders*

G.I like that song by the White Tie Affair, "Sick and Tired(candle)"

H. Why do people curse? I mean, whats the point? All you do is disturb or bother people around you. Plus, you add time to your confession.

I.What era would you rather been born in? Medieval times? Early 1900's? Oh or the 80's? No not me! I like this era! A/C , T.V, movies, cars, houses! SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEING A SERF IN SOME MUDDY MEDIEVAL SETTING!

Well l that's it for today folks!
Thank you,
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Im sleepy and stupid

Let me establish that I haven't posted anything for a few days because I'm afraid that I might pick a subject that will cause my cobloggers to riot step on some people's toes.

Originally I was going to write about this example of proof against evolution. But since some people might take offence to anything said against the Twilight Series, I decided not to. I'm not really in the mood to deal with angry fangirls. (Don't despair, I'll tackle Twilight later ; )

Since I have no better ideas (due to lack of brain function due to lack of sleep), than making fun of a crazy lady that posts videos on the internet, and since I don't want to deal with the consequences of making Twilight fangirls angry, I'll let you watch the video and make fun of her yourself. Then I'll find something to write about once my brain decides to wake up and do its job.

Goodnight (even though its only 6:30...)